cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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lurch6:

im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words

(Source: banwhitepeople)

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